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Izinto ezingama-20 obungazazi ukuba unokuncamathela kwisokethi yakho ye-USB

Zama Isixhobo Sethu Sokuphelisa Iingxaki





Iposwe kwiIgqityelwe ukuvuselelwa: ngo-Okthobha 1, 2020

Xa babesazisa i-Universal Serial Bus ngo-1996, madoda, babengadlali. Unokuncamathelisa izinto ezininzi kwisokethi yinto nje yexesha ngaphambi kokuba umntu azibethe ngombane ngeyona mpazamo ingafanelekanga ye-I/O ngalo lonke ixesha. Hayi, mhlawumbi sele kukho iforum yoko. Ukukunceda ulibale loo mfanekiso woyikekayo, jonga ezi endaweni yoko:



Imixholo[ fihla ]

1. Imoto yakho

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Emva phaya ngo-2005, i-Mazda yathatha ibinzana elithi inkumbulo yesitshixo ngokoqobo, yakha inqwelo-mafutha ekwaziyo ukuvutha kwayo. ivuselelwe yinkumbulo stick . Imoto inokufunxa izalathiso zokuqhuba kwikhompyuter yokukhangela kwaye iphinde ilayishe unomathotholo ngeeMP3 ukusuka kwisitshixo esiguqukayo sokuqalisa. Ngelishwa, lo mbono awuzange ubonwe ukusukela oko iMazda Sassou yaboniswa kwiFrankfurt Motor Show – mhlawumbi iMazda yaqaphela ukuba ukwenza abantu bacinge ngePC yabo (kunye nemidlalo yabo) phambi kokuba bahlale emva kwevili lemoto yokwenyani yayingeyonto intle. umbono.

2. Ukufudumala kwamehlo e-USB

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Kwinto entsha esele ibaleke kwimuvi eyoyikisayo, unako ngoku shushubeza iibhola zamehlo akho ngokuzidibanisa nePC yakho. Mamela, Japan, ukuba ulindele ukuba abantu bancamathelise i-electrode phezu kwamehlo abo kungangcono ukuze banike imifanekiso ye-3D yokhuphiswano lwe-Cheerleading Trampoline Championships. Eyona nto ibonakala ibonwa ngulo mfo ukule foto.

Okubi nangakumbi kukuba, ukukwazi ukucima iibhola zamehlo kubhengezwa njengokuphumla, ngaloo ndlela kungqina ukuba i-hentai ayisiyiyo eyona nto imbi abantu baseJapan abanokuyenza ngexesha labo lokuphumla.



3. Umdanisi wePole we-USB

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Abanye balatha kwiindibano zaseNuremburg njengeyona ndlela imbi yamagama eluntwini. Abanye ekusebenziseni kakubi imibhalo yonqulo ukuze bathethelele intiyo nemfazwe. Kodwa hayi, amagama abonisa eyona mbi kakhulu kwindalo yomntu akule webhusayithi, apho isixelela ukuba Umdanisi wePole we-USB ubuyile Ngemfuno edumileyo.

Ubarbie ongamashumi amathandathu eedola ubuyile NGEMFUNO EDUMILEYO! Le nto yayikhona, emva koko yayeka, ngoko abantu aboneleyo babacela ukuba baqale ukwenza ngaphezulu. Sinokuyithelekelela nje into yokuba umninimzi-mzi-mveliso walila, wathabatha imali, yaye uchitha isenti nganye efundisa abantwana bakhe ukuba bangene kwinkqubo yasemajukujukwini ngenxa yokuba esi sijikelezi-langa silapha sigezekile.

4. Steampunk Mouse

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Ayiyiyo yonke into onokuyiplaga kwikhompyuter yakho ilityala ngokuchasene nencasa kunye nesimbo. Indoda yazi kuphela njengo-Unklian, esicinga ukuba i-l33t ithetha ngomntu opholileyo owenze umthi nobhedu. steampunk mouse oko kusebenza ngokwenene. Yeyona nto iphambili kwiprosesa ye-steam-processor (siva ukuba ungaqhuba i-flux capacitors kwizinto nazo), kwaye ukuba ucinga ukuba ulwakhiwo luthatha ukuzinikela, khawucinge ukuba kunjani ukuyisebenzisa. Itekhnoloji ye-Steam inokuba ineempawu ezininzi ezothusayo zoomatshini, kodwa i-ergonomy yayingeyiyo enye yazo.

5. Eyona Flash Drive incinci

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I-ATP Electronics yayicinga ukuba ifikelele kweyona ndawo iphambili kwiidrive ze-USB ezincinci kwiminyaka eyadlulayo, ukwakha a I-1GB encinci kakhulu ukuba inokuba ncinci ivele iphume kwisokethi. Ngokungathandabuzekiyo ivuselela ii-flashbacks ezihlazisayo kuhlobo lomthengi oluba nemincili ngolu hlobo lwento.

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Kodwa ukuba kukho into enye itekhnoloji yekhompyuter egqwesileyo, ityhalela phambili kwimvulophu apho kukho inkonzo yeposi, ingqondo okanye nasiphi na isizathu sokuba khona: qhubela phambili. KingMax Super Stick . I-Super Stick yaphula umqobo wobungakanani ngokuqonda isihogo, ayifuni yonke izibuko le-USB. Ukucetyiswa kwengqondo emva kokuqonda ukuba ulwazi lwakho lobomi bonke lunokugcinwa isixhobo esincinci kunozipho lwakho lungabandakanywanga.

6. Ibhola ye-USB yokuBowling

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Kwisiphelo esichaseneyo sobukhulu, ingqiqo kunye nembonakalo ephilileyo yi USB Bowling Ball drive . Inobunzima beekhilogram ezisixhenxe, nto leyo ethetha ukuba ukuze uhlale ulungelelene neSuper Stick kuya kufuneka igcine idatha eninzi kunethala leencwadi elilingana nendalo iphela. Kwaye nje ukuba uyiqhagamshele kwikhompyuter yakho iya kwaphula i-motherboard yakho ngesiqingatha ngaphambi kokuwa kwinzwane yakho. Enkulu KWAYE ikhuselekile!

7. Imela ye-Universal Swiss Army

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Ubusazi ukuba kufuneka yenzeke-imela enkulu ebomvu enayo yonke into oyifunayo, kunye nezinto ezininzi ezingaqhelekanga ongazenziyo. iphuculwe ngekhompyutha ukubandakanya 2 GB memory stick. Ilungiselelwe umntu osindileyo kwiofisi yanamhlanje, ikwabandakanya isalathisi selaser, ipeni yokubeka ibhola kunye neencakuba ezininzi zokusika. Ngokucacileyo, iintlanganiso zebhodi kuMkhosi waseSwitzerland ziyonwabisa kakhulu kunezethu.

Kodwa ukuba awuyiboni ingxaki yokuvala into eyenziwe ngama-50% okusika imiphetho ngokusebenzisa iikhoyili ze-cyber-spaghetti ezilalele emva kwedesktop yanamhlanje, emva koko uyishukume ukuze ufumane isiseko esingathathwanga, ke sicebisa ukuba ufunde okunye. yeli nqaku ngokukhawuleza phambi kokuba waphule ikhompyuter yakho.

8. Umncedisi Wewebhu we-USB

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Yenza kanye le nto ithethwa sisihloko-imemory stick encinci enakho sungula inkqubo yonikezelo lwewebhu ukusuka kwizibuko le-USB, kwaye isizathu esona sizathu sokuba ungaboni oku kusetyenziswe kwiimuvi nokuba iHollywood ayicingi ukuba iikhomputha zingayenza loo nto. Kanye ukuba kutheni kufuneka usete indawo enokubonwa lihlabathi ngesilumkiso semizuzwana engamashumi amathandathu kuphela kwaye akukho sixhobo sinzima esingacacanga, kodwa sinokubandakanya:

a) Ukubaleka usuka kwiRIAA
b) Ukuqhuba indawo ye-guerilla yamanyala kwizakhiwo zembali yoluntu
c) Ukuguqula ukufikelela okukruqulayo okukhawulelweyo kwiikhompyuter zembeko zibe yinethiwekhi yehlabathi yokwabelana ngeziqendu ze-Battlestar Galactica.

Nokuba yintoni na, yigcine phezulu!

9. Izigidi zeBrewster (yeekhilobhayithi)

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Ukuba iSeva ye-USB iyinto encinci kakhulu kuwe, jonga!

Ubungqina obubambekayo bokuba imali ifanele nje ithinjwe kwabanye abantu ukuze kulungelwe uluntu. Umenzi weMemori i-White Lake iye yakha i-dollar engamawaka amathathu anesiqingatha iqhosha lenkumbulo yegolide nedayimani , kwaye ukuba nabani na ubona ingxaki ngokugquma eyona nxalenye yombane ilahlekayo ekhoyo ngobucwebe obunexabiso lamanani amane, i-White Lake ngokuqinisekileyo ayizange ibaqeshe. Ezinye iimfuno zokungena zeQela loYilo lweWL ziquka ukunqongophala ngokupheleleyo kwencasa, ukungakwazi ukuzonyanyiswa yinkunkuma engcolileyo, kunye ne-IQ engaphantsi komlinganiselo wakho werhafu.

Ungalibali inyani yokuba ungabhatala umngcelele wabantu ukuba baphathe i-3.5 ″ ifloppy nganye ngexabiso eliphantsi.

10. USB Hamster Wheel

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Ukuba i-cubicle yakho kunye nebhodi yezitshixo azikwenzi uzive ngokwaneleyo njengesilwanyana esikwivili elingenanjongo, phakamisa ungqamaniso kwimilinganiselo eyoyikisayo I-hamster ye-USB ehlekisa ngomzuzwana ngamnye wobukho bakho obungenanjongo - uhlawulelwe kwaye unikwe amandla yimizamo yakho engenaziqhamo! I-hamster iqhagamshelwe kwikhibhodi yakho, ibaleka ngokukhawuleza ngokukhawuleza kwikhibhodi, kwaye luhlobo lwento uKafka ayeza kuyilwa emva kobusuku obucinezelekileyo kwi-absinthe.

Okubi nakakhulu, isayithi idwelisa into njengoko ithengisiwe. Abantu bathenga ezi zinto, kwaye ukuba ufuna ukuthatha umzuzu ukuze ulahlekelwe lukholo kwiintlobo, siyaqonda. Nabani na onokuchitha amashumi amahlanu eedola kulo mnqophiso wokungabi naxabiso kwakhe kufuneka angabinayo. Kufuneka babe nolunye uhlobo lwe-USB leash ukubagcina bebotshelelwe kwidesika yabo kwaye baphume endleleni yabantu bokwenyani.

11. ILaser ekhokelwa nguRocket Launcher

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Ngaba uyazi ukuba i-Terminators yaqala njani? Kungenxa yezinto ezinjalo. Hayi madoda, masakhe i isiqhubi somjukujelwa ! Emva koko uyidibanise kwikhompyuter! Emva koko yixhobise ngenkqubo yokujolisa ngelaser! Emva koko uyibeke kwiofisi eqhelekileyo yasekuhlaleni apho iya kuqeqeshwa khona ukudubula abantu abanenyama! Yinto eyoyikisayo kodwa enombono omfutshane wokuqhubeka usongeza ezinye iimpawu, nokuba zinengqiqo phantsi kwesicwangciso sokuqala okanye hayi. Kule meko, isicwangciso sokuqala Masenze into yokudlala eyonwabisayo kunye nentliziyo elula yeofisi ethi CANT isetyenziswe ukumfamekisa abantu! Siyayithanda nangona kunjalo ...

12. Barbie USB Drive

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Ngaba ufuna ukukrazula abantwana ubomi bakho bonke? Ujongeka njengomntu ogqwethekileyo eofisini? Okanye mhlawumbi ucinga ukuba uDavid Lynch akakayichaphazeli imisebenzi yakho yekhompyuter yemihla ngemihla kangangoko ebenako? Nokuba yintoni na uya kufuna enye yezi Barbie USB drives - kwaye ngenxa yemimangaliso ye-capitalism unokufumana into oyifunayo endaweni yento oyifunayo (unyango, kunye nolunye uhlobo lwekhosi yokuhlaziya exhaswa ngurhulumente njenge-Horrific Decapitation - eneneni yinto embi)

13. IAshtray engenamsi

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Komnye weyona mizekelo inethemba leentengiso sakha sazibona, le ndawo ubanga ukuba i-ashtray yakho ye-USB iyakwenza ukuba kube lula ukutshaya okufihlakeleyo! Kuba akukho nto ithi imfihlo kune fan enkulu ekhalayo exhobe ngee-LED eziqhwanyazayo ezixhonywe kwikhompyuter yakho kunye nokunuka komsi. Bathi kuya kuba kuhle malunga neofisi, okuyinyani ngokwenene ukuba uthenga enye kwaye wenze i-adapters oza kuyidinga ukuyifakela emva kokubuyela kwi-1950, ixesha lokugqibela uvunyelwe ukuba utshaye eofisini. Kodwa ngaba singacebisa ukubuyisela ikopi yeGrey's Sports Almanac endaweni - emva kwayo yonke loo nto, yintoni eyona nto imbi kakhulu enokwenzeka?

14. USB Aquarium

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Ngaba ungenwa lula zizinto ezishukumayo ezingacacanga? Ngaba unayo imali? Emva koko sivuyisana nawe, mhlawumbi uyikati enekhadi letyala okanye imarike ekujoliswe kuyo USB Mini Aquarium . Esi sixhobo senza iphazili - ngaba abayili bangayenza njani kwaye bayithengise imveliso ejoliswe ngokuthe gca ukuba iqhagamshelwe kwikhompyuter ngaphandle kokuva ngeescreensavers. Kufana nokuzama ukuthengisa iphonogram yewotshi exhaswe luqhagamshelo lwe-iPod - uhlobo olungathandekiyo oluthandekayo, kodwa olude ngakumbi kunokuthanda. Ukuba uyazi nabani na onenye yezi, inkqubo evunyiweyo ngurhulumente kukuhlehla kancinane ngaphandle kokusebenzisa nawaphi na amagama amakhulu anokubaqhubela ekubeni babhideke kwaye babenomsindo.

15. Inombolo itshixiwe kwi-USB Drive

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Bayanda abantu abanjalo
a) ukwazi imfuno yokhuseleko lwedatha ebalulekileyo
b) phantsi kwenkohliso ekhohlakeleyo yokuba idatha yabo ibalulekile

Ngaphandle kokuba usebenzela uKhuseleko loLuntu okanye into enolwazi lwekhadi letyala, i-avareji ye-cyber-crook inomdla ongako kuluhlu lwakho lweefoto zosapho njengoko, wonke umntu omnyanzelayo ukuba azijonge. Uxolo ngalo nto. Ukwenza i-ego enkulu kule ndawo ilahlekileyo kukubizwa kakubi Morse Code flash drive , engenawo amachaphaza okanye iidashi. Yiphedi yamanani ethintela ukuba idrayivu yakho ifundwe de kufakwe ikhowudi echanekileyo-nangona ingathatha ixesha elingakanani isigebenga sokwenyani ukugqitha lo mlinganiso wobunzima kuphela unokulinganiswa ngemizuzwana. Ukuba ebevalwe amehlo. Kwaye unxilile.

Ukuba ufuna ukhuseleko lokwenyani, sicebisa ukuba ujikeleze iKingMax super stick phantsi kolwimi lwakho, usebenzisa i-USB bowling ball (engenakuphikiswa kwaphela!), okanye uthembele kukoyikeka kwe-USB Barbie ukunqanda amasela.

16. Ubhontsi wenyani Drive

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I qhuba ubhontsi iyenza ibe semthethweni: kukho uhlobo oluthile lobuganga eJapan lokwakha intonga ye-USB kuyo yonke isibizo esikhoyo. Asinakuthi ubhontsi we-USB yinto elungileyo: ixabiso loburharha lihlala malunga nesekondi enye (mhlawumbi iyure enye ukuba ungumlandeli waBahlobo bexesha elizayo), ngelixa i-USB drive yobuqu isetyenziswa mihla le. Ngaphandle kokuba usendleleni, ungene kakhulu kwiimuvi zeSaw asinakukubona ukonwabela oku.

17. Izithethi zembiza yeentyatyambo

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Sikuxelele ukuba kukho isibindi. Le yincopho yokwenyani yekhompyuter yaseJapan crappery - ayinanjongo kwaphela, amagama amathathu kuphela esiNgesi kulo lonke iphepha lemveliso, kwaye enye yazo ayilunganga. Sicinga ukuba bebeyofuna imbiza apho, nangona sicinga ngayo nayiphi na into malunga neenkqubo zokucinga zabantu abaza kwakha iingxolo yeentyatyambo zomgunyathi sisindululo esiyingozi.

Isidenge intyatyambo yobuxoki ayidanisi ngokucaphukisayo kumculo wethu okanye nantoni na. Uxolo, Japan, kodwa sineMIGANGATHO yenkcitho yethu eyoyikisayo yemithombo, imali kunye nobuchwepheshe kweli lizwe!

18. Ghost Radar

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Inyathelo 1: Fumana icandelo lemarike labantu abakhohliseka kakhulu
Inyathelo 2: Thatha imali yabo

Nje ukuba umntu aziqinisekise ukuba imimoya engafiyo iphaphazela ngokungabonakaliyo kwigumbi kwaye ibukele ichwetheza, ibenze bakholelwe. amashumi amahlanu eesenti ze-LEDs uyavumelana nabo kulula iintloni. Singathanda ukuhlekisa ngesi sixhobo ngakumbi, kodwa sikhathazeke ngokwenene kuba asizange sicinge ngaso kuqala.

19. Ifriji encinci

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Ngaba ukhe wakhalaza malunga nokuba uhambe ukusuka kwikhompyuter yakho ukuya efrijini ukuze ufumane ngaphezulu kwesigidi seekhalori zamanzi eswekile? Ukuba kunjalo akufuneki sikwenze kube lula kuwe ukunqanda umthambo njengoko kukho amashumi amahlanu epesenti yamathuba okuba ungqukuva. Kodwa sinomsebenzi wokwenza ingxelo yesixhobo sokwenza, kwaye asizukuvumela nantoni na engabalulekanga njengoko ukuhlaselwa yintliziyo okusondele ukuba kusiphazamise!

I Ifriji encinci yeBrando iya kukugcina enye inokukupholisa ngamaxesha onke. Xa izinto zifudumala kwi-Molten Core, ungakhathazeki nge-AFKing okanye ushiye iqela lakho lingasebenzi-ikhompyuter yakho iya kuba nesiqabu esibandayo. (ISILUMKISO: Izindlu zangasese ze-USB azikenzeki, ke ukusebenzisa le friji kuqinisekisa kuphela ukuba kuya kufuneka uvuke ekugqibeleni)

20. USB Air Mask

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Unokwazi abanye abantu abangakwaziyo ukuhlala ngaphandle kwekhompyuter yabo, kodwa siyathandabuza ukuba nabani na kubo uqhagamshele ukuhanjiswa komoya kwizinto ezimbi. Oku Imaski echasene nomungu esebenza nge-USB yenzelwe ixesha lokwaliwa - ungayibona kwiimaski ezifanayo, ezingezizo ezombane ezingakugcini ubotshelelwe kwidesktop yakho njengohlobo oluthile lwesilo-qabane esinenyama koomatshini. Inkqubo ide ibe ne-throttle, xa ufuna ukuphefumla kakhulu kwikhompyuter yakho. Khumbula nje ukucima imbali yesikhangeli emva koko.

Kwikhosi yokuhlaziya ukuba kutheni ukunika ioksijini yakho kumatshini luluvo olubi, sincoma ukubukela u-2001 okanye ucinga nje imizuzwana embalwa.

Elon Decker

U-Elon ungumbhali wezobugcisa kwi-Cyber ​​S. Ubhale indlela-izikhokelo malunga neminyaka eyi-6 ngoku kwaye uye wagubungela izihloko ezininzi. Uyakuthanda ukugubungela izihloko ezinxulumene neWindows, Android, kunye namaqhinga amva nje kunye neengcebiso.